MRW someone behind me starts trying to open a snuck-in bag of potato chips at the theater
I imagine this is what giving Mario a hand job looks like.
My Reese's tree looks like a turd dildo.
To the metal heads out there
Walking through a Doorway with the Girlfriend
This should spark some interesting arguments
The puck juggling skills of Kovalchuk
MRW the group of escorts drinking in my bar's tab came to exactly $69.
Just bought my Secret Santas present online - Estimated Delivery 20th December - 30th December
As a kid, hearing the teacher talk about Lake Titicaca